Chillin Albert Einstein

It's 5 o'clock somewhere? read my theory of relativity and grab a beer. It's 5 o'clock everywhere.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere? read my theory of relativity and grab a beer. It's 5 o'clock everywhere.  Chillin Albert Einstein

Einstein had a messy desk, believed imagination was more important than knowledge, and he was one of the most brilliant minds of all time. Now for the bad news: You ain't him. So clean up and start studying.

Einstein had a messy desk, believed imagination was more important than knowledge,  and he was one of the most brilliant minds of all time. Now for the bad news: You ain't him. So clean up and start studying.  Chillin Albert Einstein

What? Mow the lawn? Relativistically speaking, I mowed it yesterday, from some completely valid time frames

What? Mow the lawn? Relativistically speaking, I mowed it yesterday, from some completely valid time frames  Chillin Albert Einstein

lyin' shirtless on a deckchair, married his cousin (srsly) oh shit einstein was a redneck

lyin' shirtless on a deckchair, married his cousin (srsly) oh shit einstein was a redneck  Chillin Albert Einstein

God does not play dice But I do. Pass the cacho por favor

God does not play dice But I do. Pass the cacho por favor  Chillin Albert Einstein

You say I was supposed to meet you 2 hours ago? Must be time dilation

You say I was supposed to meet you 2 hours ago? Must be time dilation   Chillin Albert Einstein

I did what to your couch? Cocaine's a helluva drug

I did what to your couch? Cocaine's a helluva drug  Chillin Albert Einstein

So I married my relative? everything is relative

So I married my relative? everything is relative  Chillin Albert Einstein

Chicks dig einstein Deal with it

Chicks dig einstein 
Deal with it  Chillin Albert Einstein

e=mc hammer i'll work it out later

e=mc hammer i'll work it out later  Chillin Albert Einstein
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