College Freshman

Watches one episode of the Daily Show Immediately switches to political sciences major

Watches one episode of the Daily Show Immediately switches to political sciences major  College Freshman

Says he's going to start college eating healthy Scurvy

Says he's going to start college eating healthy Scurvy  College Freshman

Breakfast food at late night Philly two nights in a row? What a coincidence!

Breakfast food at late night Philly two nights in a row? What a coincidence!  College Freshman

"I'm living in the Spanish House CLC" Expects to live in an actual house

Gym access? I will put on 20lbs of muscle! Puts on 45lbs of fat.

Gym access? I will put on 20lbs of muscle! Puts on 45lbs of fat.   College Freshman

Having all term to write an essay... Getting an "A" Writing it 20 minutes before its due

Having all term to write an essay... Getting an

RA knocking on the door during a loud dorm party? Maybe if we don't respond to her, she won't think we're home!

RA knocking on the door during a loud dorm party? Maybe if we don't respond to her, she won't think we're home!  College Freshman

Has crush on girl in dorm draws penis on her white board

Has crush on girl in dorm draws penis on her white board  College Freshman

stays up all night studying Exam was yesterday

stays up all night studying Exam was yesterday  College Freshman

Asks for extension on term paper tells you its because they're going on vacation

Asks for extension on term paper tells you its because they're going on vacation  College Freshman
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