College Freshman

Hears about free pokey sticks asks what pokey sticks are

Hears about free pokey sticks asks what pokey sticks are
  College Freshman

bought bob marley's "legend" expert on reggae

bought bob marley's

has 8am at harvey hall brags about it to everyone

has 8am at harvey hall brags about it to everyone  College Freshman

Hears teacher swear during lectures Lets out light chuckle everytime

Hears teacher swear during lectures Lets out light chuckle everytime  College Freshman

My Book Quotes Radiohead. Best fucking class ever. Drops class the next week

My Book Quotes Radiohead. Best fucking class ever. Drops class the next week  College Freshman

New facebook picture album "Ah, college life"

New facebook picture album

Has John Belushi's "College" poster on wall Doesn't know who John Belushi is

Has John Belushi's

Another all-nighter in the Hillman 6 hours on facebook

Another all-nighter in the Hillman 6 hours on facebook  College Freshman

Watches one episode of the Daily Show Immediately switches to political sciences major

Watches one episode of the Daily Show Immediately switches to political sciences major  College Freshman

Says he's going to start college eating healthy Scurvy

Says he's going to start college eating healthy Scurvy  College Freshman