College Freshman

Has been an adult for one year "Lol High Schoolers are so immature"

Has been an adult for one year

shits pants finishes final

shits pants finishes final  College Freshman

I had never once thought Semen would taste so good

I had never once thought Semen would taste so good  College Freshman

does ecstasy once doesn't shut up about trance

does ecstasy once doesn't shut up about trance  College Freshman

I go to one sporting event all year mens volleyball

I go to one sporting event all year mens volleyball  College Freshman

Someone said negro in class freaks out

Someone said negro in class freaks out  College Freshman

No seats open in the back five rows of lecture "I guess i'll just sit on the ground back here"

No seats open in the back five rows of lecture

About to lose virginity at party vomits all over her

About to lose virginity at party vomits all over her  College Freshman

Sees Titan Mail capacity at 85% Deletes all his mail

Sees Titan Mail capacity at 85% Deletes all his mail  College Freshman

Oooh, text from Jen! "Dude, still got those addies?"

Oooh, text from Jen!
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