College Freshwoman

Sits in the middle of the every bench she rests on. "Sorry, this seat is taken"

Sits in the middle of the every bench she rests on.

Checklist for morning classes: Notebooks... ID... NIKE RUNNING SHORTS

Checklist for morning classes: Notebooks...  ID...
NIKE RUNNING SHORTS  College Freshwoman

Has totally had a lesbian experience reality: shared chapstick with a girl from the softball team.

Has totally had a lesbian experience reality: shared chapstick with a girl from the softball team.  College Freshwoman

Always wants to borrow a book instead of buying her own. Sells yours to the bookstore when she is done with it.

Always wants to borrow a book instead of buying her own. Sells yours to the bookstore when she is done with it.  College Freshwoman

I'm a journalism major my mom says i write real good

I'm a journalism major my mom says i write real good  College Freshwoman

Complains about being tired Sleeps 14 hours a day

Complains about being tired Sleeps 14 hours a day  College Freshwoman

"I can't date anyone, I have a boyfriend at home." Blows 2 guys at a party that night.

Spends $300 a week On Franzia and pedicures

Spends $300 a week On Franzia and pedicures  College Freshwoman

Got a migrain in math class at 2:00 3:00, migrain is miraculously better

Got a migrain in math class at 2:00 3:00, migrain is miraculously better  College Freshwoman

"OMG no one loves me" 5000 friends on facebook

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