Condescending Literary Pun Dog

The Three Musketeers is one of my favorite works. But you probably don't read, Dumas.

The Three Musketeers  is one of my favorite works.  But you probably don't read, Dumas.   Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Santa's helpers? you mean Subordinate Clauses

Santa's helpers?
   you mean Subordinate Clauses  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

PLAY CATCH? SURE, THOREAU ME A BALL

PLAY CATCH? SURE, THOREAU ME A BALL  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Pavlov? It rings a bell.

Pavlov? It rings a bell.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

This meme is too specific? It satisfies a very Nietzsche market

This meme is too specific? It satisfies a very Nietzsche market  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

You haven't read the "critique of Pure Reason"? You Kant be serious

You haven't read the

I'm thirsty vonnegut me a soda?

I'm thirsty vonnegut me a soda?  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

as a husky, i'm used to being buried in frost

as a husky, i'm used to being buried in frost  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

I said goethe as in Goethe fuck away and let me read

I said goethe as in Goethe fuck away and let me read  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

honestly everyone should just leave writing poetry to the prose

honestly everyone should just leave writing poetry to the prose  Condescending Literary Pun Dog