Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Get that shit out of my mouth? But I love Twilight.

Get that shit out of my mouth? But I love Twilight.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Your friends found drunk and collectively unconscious? Hate to psychoanalyze but aren't they a little Jung?

Your friends found drunk and collectively unconscious? Hate to psychoanalyze but aren't they a little Jung?  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Fetch? I don't know what you're Tolkien about

Fetch? I don't know what you're Tolkien about  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

POOPED ON THE FLOOR? THESIS TRYING MY PATIENCE

POOPED ON THE FLOOR? THESIS TRYING MY PATIENCE  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

FELL INTO A PIT? YOU POE THING

FELL INTO A PIT? YOU POE THING  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

picture of dorian gray? I'm wilde for it

picture of dorian gray? I'm wilde for it  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

You prefer Harry Potter to The Lord of the Rings? Tolkien is Rowling in his grave.

You prefer Harry Potter to The Lord of the Rings? Tolkien is Rowling in his grave.  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Sometimes I like to play a quick game of Scrabble Just to see what the Wordsworth

Sometimes I like to play a quick game of Scrabble
   Just to see what the Wordsworth  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife? Austen-sibly...

a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife? Austen-sibly...  Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Have to read Oedipus rex by tomorrow? motherf*cker!

Have to read Oedipus rex by tomorrow? motherf*cker!  Condescending Literary Pun Dog
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