Condescending Wonka

You're 18 and dating a 26-year-old? You must be so mature for your age

You're 18 and dating a 26-year-old? You must be so mature for your age  Condescending Wonka

So piracy hurts artists? please tell me more about how miserably their lives are

So piracy hurts artists? please tell me more about how miserably their lives are  Condescending Wonka

condescension is a disgusting quality there is no joke

condescension is a disgusting quality there is no joke  Condescending Wonka

Oh you took a language in high school? You must be half way to being a linguist already

Oh you took a language in high school? You must be half way to being a linguist already  Condescending Wonka

people who post pictures of cats are karma whores? Tell me more about this confession you just have to get off your chest.

people who post pictures of cats are karma whores? Tell me more about this confession you just have to get off your chest.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're moving to New York City? Please, tell me more about how you're going to make it.

Oh, you're moving to New York City? Please, tell me more about how you're going to make it.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you want good food and good service? Did you forget that you're at Kerby Lane Cafe?

Oh, you want good food and good service?  
 Did you forget that you're at Kerby Lane Cafe?  Condescending Wonka

Oh your pastor says yours is the one true church? Please tell me who started it and when.

Oh your pastor says yours is the one true church? Please tell me who started it and when.  Condescending Wonka

You like all music except country and rap, you say? What's your favorite symphony?

You like all music except country and rap, you say? What's your favorite symphony?  Condescending Wonka

Your job is terrible? Please, tell me again how your company car, huge paycheck, company phone, company tablet, company laptops, and complete job freedom make for an oppressive work environment

Your job is terrible?
 Please, tell me again how your company car, huge paycheck, company phone, company tablet, company laptops, and complete job freedom make for an oppressive work environment  Condescending Wonka
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