Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't like that band now that they're famous? Please tell me more about how all bands should play solely for your pleasure

Oh, you don't like that band now that they're famous? Please tell me more about how all bands should play solely for your pleasure  Condescending Wonka

Refer to yourself as "cray cray"? You must be a handful

Refer to yourself as

oh, you're on your 5th marriage? please, give me more of your wonderful dating advice

oh, you're on your 5th marriage? please, give me more of your wonderful dating advice  Condescending Wonka

so you watched one 30 minute video You must be quite the social activist

so you watched one 30 minute video You must be quite the social activist  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're giving up something for Lent? Is it your homophobic, self-contradictory religion?

Oh, you're giving up something for Lent? Is it your homophobic, self-contradictory religion?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're offended by atheism? Tell me all about that on /r/atheism

Oh, you're offended by atheism? Tell me all about that on /r/atheism   Condescending Wonka

oh, You're tailgating me? I must not be going slow enough for you

oh, You're tailgating me? I must not be going slow enough for you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're having a hard time finding an apartment? Tell me more about how your pit bull is the most well behaved dog I'll ever meet.

Oh, you're having a hard time finding an apartment? Tell me more about how your pit bull is the most well behaved dog I'll ever meet.  Condescending Wonka

You drive a lifted truck? You must live in the woods

You drive a lifted truck? You must live in the woods  Condescending Wonka

You wear Tapout clothing? You must be really good at fighting!

You wear Tapout clothing? You must be really good at fighting!  Condescending Wonka
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