Condescending Wonka

You have a Canada Goose jacket? I bet sled dogs are expensive to shelter during the summer in New York City.

You have a Canada Goose jacket? I bet sled dogs are expensive to shelter during the summer in New York City.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you banned baked goods? tell me all about your completely drug free school

oh, you banned baked goods? tell me all about your completely drug free school  Condescending Wonka

You're naturally beautiful? Let me test that with a wet wipe..

You're naturally beautiful? Let me test that with a wet wipe..  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You shave your beard into a little chinstrap? You must be so smooth with the ladies!

Oh, You shave your beard into a little chinstrap? You must be so smooth with the ladies!  Condescending Wonka

I don't need to flirt I will seduce you with my awkwardness

I don't need to flirt I will seduce you with my awkwardness  Condescending Wonka

You think dating more than one girl is disgusting and immoral? Tell me more about how you love the bachelor, and what a good guy he is

You think dating more than one girl is disgusting and immoral? Tell me more about how you love the bachelor, and what a good guy he is  Condescending Wonka

So you think keeping god in our schools would've prevented the recent shooting? Tell me more about how he stops children from being molested in churches

So you think keeping god in our schools would've prevented the recent shooting? Tell me more about how he stops children from being molested in churches  Condescending Wonka

OH, YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA? TELL ME MORE HOW YOU NOW HATE THE BIG GOVERNMENT POLICE STATE

OH, YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA? TELL ME MORE HOW YOU NOW HATE THE BIG GOVERNMENT POLICE STATE  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a lot of school work to do? Well I'm sure you'll have a lot less responsibilities when you start working.

Oh, you have a lot of school work to do? Well I'm sure you'll have a lot less responsibilities when you start working.  Condescending Wonka

SO You make agreements with your wife and you break them. Why the look of surprise when she pulls up with a U-haul and takes everything she paid for including the wood trim and carpeting?

SO You make agreements with your wife and you break them. Why the look of surprise when she pulls up with a U-haul and takes everything she paid for including the wood trim and carpeting?  Condescending Wonka
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