Condescending Wonka

Hello Children.... My name's Phil

Hello Children.... My name's Phil  Condescending Wonka

Youi live in Swampscott? and you're parents won't let you party on a Wednesday? You're right. Your life really must suck.

Youi live in Swampscott? and you're parents won't let you party on a Wednesday? You're right. Your life really must suck.  Condescending Wonka

OH, YOU USED THE MOST POPULAR SPONGEBOB JOKE AND USED IT ON MOI? YOU MUST BE THE MASTER OF SITCOMS

OH, YOU USED THE MOST POPULAR SPONGEBOB JOKE AND USED IT ON MOI? YOU MUST BE THE MASTER OF SITCOMS  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drive a jeep cherokee You must be so hardcore

Oh, you drive a jeep cherokee
 You must be so hardcore
  Condescending Wonka

You love Johnny Depp and where really cool eyeliner?? You must be C BIDDY FOOL

You love Johnny Depp and where really cool eyeliner?? You must be C BIDDY FOOL  Condescending Wonka

you think the obviously hot girl is still hot after she got a pixie haircut? Wow, you must be more open-minded than the rest of us

you think the obviously hot girl is still hot after she got a pixie haircut? Wow, you must be more open-minded than the rest of us  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you saw the Hunger Games? When does the next Twilight movie come out?

Oh, you saw the Hunger Games? When does the next Twilight movie come out?  Condescending Wonka

You are a true Christian? Lol

You are a true Christian? Lol  Condescending Wonka

YOU HAVE A BABY ON BOARD SIGN? I'LL BE SURE TO HIT THE CAR NEXT TO YOU WHEN I CRASH

YOU HAVE A BABY ON BOARD SIGN? I'LL BE SURE TO HIT THE CAR NEXT TO YOU WHEN I CRASH   Condescending Wonka

Oh, your facebook says you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? You must be so witty and original

Oh, your facebook says you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? You must be so witty and original  Condescending Wonka
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