Condescending Wonka

You wear TOMS? Please tell me about all the incredible charities you must be involved with.

You wear TOMS? Please tell me about all the incredible charities you must be involved with.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're in marching band? please provide live commentary behind me while I watch a DCI show

oh, you're in marching band? please provide live commentary behind me while I watch a DCI show  Condescending Wonka

YOU JUST GOT YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE AND YOU DRIVE A BRAND NEW AUDI? DAMN, YOU MUST BE AN AMAZING DRIVER.

YOU JUST GOT YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE AND YOU DRIVE A BRAND NEW AUDI? DAMN, YOU MUST BE AN AMAZING DRIVER.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you majored in psychology? please tell me how and why i think everything that i do.

oh, you majored in psychology? please tell me how and why i think everything that i do.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're from long island I'm really shocked

Oh, you're from long island I'm really shocked  Condescending Wonka

You're Religious? That's cute. I stopped believing in imaginary friends when I was 4

You're Religious? That's cute. I stopped believing in imaginary friends when I was 4  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so your parents bought you a $400K condo in South Boston but you wear a newsboy cap and Celtic's T-shirt? You must be so blue-collar....tell me about your Southie origins over a Grey Goose and Red Bull at Whiskey Priest...

Oh, so your parents bought you a $400K condo in South Boston but you wear a newsboy cap and Celtic's T-shirt? You must be so blue-collar....tell me about your Southie origins over a Grey Goose and Red Bull at Whiskey Priest...  Condescending Wonka

You got a DUI? It wasn't in Baldwin? Oh, keep being our senator then

You got a DUI? It wasn't in Baldwin? Oh, keep being our senator then  Condescending Wonka

so you live in tanner, eh? You must be a freshman

so you live in tanner, eh? You must be a freshman  Condescending Wonka

You have a budget of 100 million dollars? Your family must be proud.

You have a budget of 100 million dollars? Your family must be proud.  Condescending Wonka
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