Condescending Wonka

I see you use terrible grammar you must have tons of "swag"

I see you use terrible grammar you must have tons of

Christian bumper stickers? you must be Jesus's favorite

Christian bumper stickers? you must be Jesus's favorite
  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're wearing a Puma flatbill? Tell me more about how you've always liked golf.

Oh you're wearing a Puma flatbill? Tell me more about how you've always liked golf.  Condescending Wonka

Oh--You "workout" 2-hours a day? Wow. Here looking at you--I had NO idea.....

Oh--You

You have a [positive or negative] opinion on religion? Please, use the face of a candy man who makes happiness and rainbows to smear the opposite view.

You have a [positive or negative] opinion on religion? Please, use the face of a candy man who makes happiness and rainbows to smear the opposite view.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I only had one job to do? Tell me more about how my job works

Oh, I only had one job to do? Tell me more about how my job works  Condescending Wonka

you're a 48 year old man who still calls women chicks please dude tell me more about how chicks are not funny

you're a  48 year old man  who still  calls women chicks please dude tell me more about how chicks are not funny  Condescending Wonka

oh you have been on numerous Travel Canvass Witness Trips Please tell me about all your adventures

oh you have been on numerous Travel Canvass Witness Trips  Please tell me about all your adventures  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you found a repost? Please tell me all about how it murdered your family, gave you cancer, and caused the holocaust

Oh, you found a repost? Please tell me all about how it murdered your family, gave you cancer, and caused the holocaust  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think black veil brides is metal? you must be so brutal

Oh, you think black veil brides is metal? you must be so brutal  Condescending Wonka
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