Condescending Wonka

Oh so you watch the big bang theory? You must be a nuclear physicist now

Oh so you watch the big bang theory? You must be a nuclear physicist now  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've got an entire 4 BNIB item catalog of shift knobs, stickers, hood vents, and hood pins? You must cater to soooo many drifters when they break things.

Oh, you've got an entire 4 BNIB item catalog of shift knobs, stickers, hood vents, and hood pins? You must cater to soooo many drifters when they break things.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're spending 7 hours studying tonight? You'll probably remember all of it after we get fucked up all weekend

Oh, you're spending 7 hours studying tonight? You'll probably remember all of it after we get fucked up all weekend  Condescending Wonka

You went Facebook official with someone you met on the DCP? You must really love each other.

You went Facebook official with someone you met on the DCP? You must really love each other.  Condescending Wonka

You just finished guitar class and now you're in a band? You must be an amazing musician.

You just finished guitar class and now you're in a band? You must be an amazing musician.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're fourteen and got shitfaced, had sex with a guy, and did cocaine? Please tell me more about how you only live once.

Oh you're fourteen and got shitfaced, had sex with a guy, and did cocaine?  Please tell me more about how you only live once.  Condescending Wonka

get back to the fucking factory

get back to the fucking factory  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have to work 8 hours today? Please go on, I've never met anyone that works that much. Tell me about how awful it is for you.

Oh, you have to work 8 hours today? Please go on, I've never met anyone that works that much. Tell me about how awful it is for you.  Condescending Wonka

You have a 8 page due tomorrow and you haven't started it yet? you must have been so busy until now!

You have a 8 page due tomorrow and you haven't started it yet? you must have been so busy until now!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so all the pokemon after the original 150 are dumb? Tell me, which ones in particular?

Oh, so all the pokemon after the original 150 are dumb? Tell me, which ones in particular?  Condescending Wonka
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