Condescending Wonka

Oh, you put a status up about soccer? I bet all your friends what you have to say.

Oh, you put a status up about soccer?  I bet all your friends what you have to say.  Condescending Wonka

You want to write a meme? Tell me about how everyone cares what you have to say

You want to write a meme? Tell me about how everyone cares what you have to say  Condescending Wonka

Your religion spends billions of dollars on sex abuse settlements? What a noble cause

Your religion spends billions of dollars on sex abuse settlements? What a noble cause  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Blazers fan? Tell me how good your team is going to be this year

Oh, you're a Blazers fan? Tell me how good your team is going to be this year  Condescending Wonka

oh, all your friends like the lyrics you write as facebook statuses? you must be a really good rapper

oh, all your friends like the lyrics you write as facebook statuses? you must be a really good rapper  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Your team gave up 42 sacks last year? I bet Peyton would feel really safe behind your line

Oh, Your team gave up 42 sacks last year? I bet Peyton would feel really safe behind your line  Condescending Wonka

Oh you workout at D1? You and Peyton must be tight.

Oh you workout at D1? You and Peyton must be tight.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't have an xbox? I guess your going to have to play outside like we did when we were kids.

Oh, you don't have an xbox? I guess your going to have to play outside like we did when we were kids.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a GoPro on your helmet? I bet that you have some extreme POV footage on there

Oh, you have a GoPro on your helmet? I bet that you have some extreme POV footage on there  Condescending Wonka

You use dubstep in your commercials? Your company must be so trendy

You use dubstep in your commercials? Your company must be so trendy  Condescending Wonka
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