Condescending Wonka

Wait, you dont have a chip on your 12 valve? Your truck must have no power!

Wait, you dont have a chip on your 12 valve? Your truck must have no power!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think anarchy isn't a good idea? Your knowledge of political theory must be comprehensive.

Oh, you think anarchy isn't a good idea? Your knowledge of political theory must be comprehensive.  Condescending Wonka

So you hate when masses unify to support causes? you must understand social awareness so much more than us.

So you hate when masses unify to support causes? you must understand social awareness so much more than us.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you love Radiohead? You must have impeccable taste in music.

Oh, you love Radiohead? You must have impeccable taste in music.  Condescending Wonka

Audiology Praxis test tomorrow? Please tell me about how unprepared you feel

Audiology Praxis test tomorrow? Please tell me about how unprepared you feel  Condescending Wonka

Peameal Bacon huh? So, Do you always half-ass it?

Peameal Bacon huh? So, Do you always half-ass it?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, look at the fucks you give? Then please keep talking about it

Oh, look at the fucks you give? Then please keep talking about it  Condescending Wonka

You really thought they'd send you Tillie's papers? I have a Nigerian friend who wants to give you $1,000,000, but first you must send him $10,000 as proof of your sincerity.

You really thought they'd send you Tillie's papers? I have a Nigerian friend who wants to give you $1,000,000, but first you must send him $10,000 as proof of your sincerity.    Condescending Wonka

Tibetan Prayer flags in your dorm room? You must be so cultured.

Tibetan Prayer flags in your dorm room? You must be so cultured.  Condescending Wonka

9gag is so lame? so tell me since when did you have the internet anyway?

9gag is so lame? so tell me since when did you have the internet anyway?  Condescending Wonka
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