Condescending Wonka

When morbidly obese women say "Real Women Have Curves" Oh really? You also have a higher risk of getting diabetes, a heart attack, hypertension, coronary artery disease, and a stroke. Congratulations!

When morbidly obese women say

Oh, you have a manual transmission? Please keep rolling back and forth so that everyone can see

Oh, you have a manual transmission? Please keep rolling back and forth so that everyone can see  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think sexual orientation is a choice? tell me, When did you decide you were straight?

Oh, you think sexual orientation is a choice? tell me, When did you decide you were straight?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear sperry's? Tell me more about your love for boating.

Oh, you wear sperry's? Tell me more about your love for boating.  Condescending Wonka

your motorcycle is obnoxiously loud? you must be so badass

your motorcycle is obnoxiously loud? you must be so badass  Condescending Wonka

oh you're studying abroad in spain? i can't wait to follow your blog on your fun adventures drinking while explaining how the alcohol in spain puts burnett's to shame

oh you're studying abroad in spain? i can't wait to follow your blog on your fun adventures drinking while explaining how the alcohol in spain puts burnett's to shame  Condescending Wonka

You think National Sibling day is a huge deal? Please enlighten me on how you planned out this joyous occasion.

You think National Sibling day is a huge deal? Please enlighten me on how you planned out this joyous occasion.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your a grammar nazi? I could care less

Oh your a grammar nazi? I could care less  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you say YOLO? You're still a whore

Oh, you say YOLO?  You're still a whore   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Geology Major? You must be so outdoorsy.

Oh, you're a Geology Major? You must be so outdoorsy.  Condescending Wonka
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