Condescending Wonka

You've been dating for a month? Please tell me more about how in love you are

You've been dating for a month? Please tell me more about how in love you are  Condescending Wonka

60 days on the Golden Bear? You must be one hell of a mariner

60 days on the Golden Bear? You must be one hell of a mariner  Condescending Wonka

no, please go on i just adore hearing you complain all time

no, please go on i just adore hearing you complain all time   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you got a Bauer Total one tell me more on how you're gonna make the NHL

Oh, you got a Bauer Total one tell me more on how you're gonna make the NHL  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your shirt says "I recycle boys." You must be so promiscuous.

Oh, your shirt says

its summer already its not totally necessary to put all those pictures of yourself in a bikini

its summer already its not totally necessary to put all those pictures of yourself in a bikini  Condescending Wonka

Oh anthony sapienza is your favorite player? Please, tell me more about how he likes the BENCH

Oh anthony sapienza is your favorite player? Please, tell me more about how he likes the BENCH  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you dated a cheerleader? You must be the sexiest man on campus

Oh, you dated a cheerleader?  You must be the sexiest man on campus  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you just got a new boyfriend? please tell us how much you're in love with him every 15 minutes

Oh, you just got a new boyfriend? please tell us how much you're in love with him every 15 minutes  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hate Skrillex and deadmau5? your taste in music must be amazing.

Oh, you hate Skrillex and deadmau5? your taste in music must be amazing.  Condescending Wonka
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