Condescending Wonka

"100%" vegan, you say? You must be proud of not using white glue

Oh, you drink pre-workout mix? You must be so JACKED

Oh, you drink pre-workout mix? You must be so JACKED  Condescending Wonka

You're a doctor who tells people to go low fat and has a pot belly. You must be a champion of public health.

You're a doctor who tells people to go low fat and has a pot belly. You must be a champion of public health.  Condescending Wonka

Oh so you're a rapist? would you like to meet my blind sister?

Oh so you're a rapist? would you like to meet my blind sister?  Condescending Wonka

so you know all the right decisions to be made in the nfl please explain what team you manage from your mothers house via facebook?

so you know all the right decisions to be made in the nfl please explain what team you manage from your mothers house via facebook?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you listen to dubstep? Please tell me again how much you love real music

Oh, you listen to dubstep? Please tell me again how much you love real music  Condescending Wonka

Oh you actually went somewhere for spring break? Please tell me about how much fun you're having.

Oh you actually went somewhere for spring break? Please tell me about how much fun you're having.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you heard i'm an English major? tell me more about how you hate when people misuse to, too, and two.

Oh, you heard i'm an English major? tell me more about how you hate when people misuse to, too, and two.  Condescending Wonka

Oh Your a DJ? You Must Be So Good At Pressing Buttons On Your Laptop

Oh Your a DJ? You Must Be So Good At Pressing Buttons On Your Laptop  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like Michael Buble... You must really like swing music.

Oh, you like Michael Buble... You must really like swing music.  Condescending Wonka
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