Condescending Wonka

Oh you hate America? Please,Tell me your accurate and unbiased world view...

Oh you hate America? Please,Tell me your accurate and unbiased world view...  Condescending Wonka

You love watching the masters? Tell me more about how you're a huge Mickelson fan

You love watching the masters? Tell me more about how you're a huge Mickelson fan  Condescending Wonka

you've been replaced? please, tell me more about how that feels.

you've been replaced? please, tell me more about how that feels.  Condescending Wonka

oh so youve been to a luau you must know everything about hawaiian culture

oh so youve been to a luau you must know everything about hawaiian culture  Condescending Wonka

Oh its snowing outside? you must have superior meteorological insight

Oh its snowing outside? you must have superior meteorological insight   Condescending Wonka

Oh you've read the Constitution? You must know exactly how government works

Oh you've read the Constitution? You must know exactly how government works  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a competitive NZ bagpiper? Please show me your silver chanter again and tell me about how you wish you were in Hastings this past weekend. Gets me every time.

Oh, you're a competitive NZ bagpiper? Please show me your silver chanter again and tell me about how you wish you were in Hastings this past weekend.  Gets me every time.    Condescending Wonka

So you should of been the Kansas City Penguins? Tell me again about your passionate fanbase.

So you should of been the Kansas City Penguins? Tell me again about your passionate fanbase.  Condescending Wonka

Haven't heard of Kick the Robot? How about live a little, vote for them anyways, then die before they become "Kick your ass"

Haven't heard of Kick the Robot? How about live a little, vote for them anyways, then die before they become

oh, you're waiting 2 days to return my text I would be so lucky to date you, you know with you having such a busy schedule and your 20 hour/wk cocktail waitress job and all

oh, you're waiting 2 days to return my text I would be so lucky to date you, you know with you having such a busy schedule and your 20 hour/wk cocktail waitress job and all  Condescending Wonka
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