Condescending Wonka

Oh, you started an online petitition? i'm sure it will change the world

Oh, you started an online petitition? i'm sure it will change the world  Condescending Wonka

So you made out with a guy because you felt bad for him. You're quite the humanitarian.

So you made out with a guy because you felt bad for him. You're quite the humanitarian.  Condescending Wonka

oh you drive a diesel pick up you must be cool blowing smoke everywhere

oh you drive a diesel pick up you must be cool blowing smoke everywhere     Condescending Wonka

your faith in humanity has been restored? you must be the epitome of humanity

your faith in humanity has been restored? you must be the epitome of humanity  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a matching tattoo with your girlfriend? You're going to be together forever

Oh, you have a matching tattoo with your girlfriend? You're going to be together forever   Condescending Wonka

so you had a job interview today okane i bet it went really well

so you had a job interview today okane i bet it went really well  Condescending Wonka

Global Warming, you say? Please enlighten me with all your knowledge on the earth and its climates.

Global Warming, you say? Please enlighten me with all your knowledge on the earth and its climates.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you played moaning sounds in the library during finals week i'm sure everyone thought it was reeeeeally funny

Oh, you played moaning sounds in the library during finals week i'm sure everyone thought it was reeeeeally funny  Condescending Wonka

constantly weaves in and out of traffic without using blinker and speeding You must be someone important

constantly weaves in and out of traffic without using blinker and speeding You must be someone important  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're team won a Super Bowl? They must be the greatest NFL team ever

Oh, you're team won a Super Bowl? They must be the greatest NFL team ever  Condescending Wonka
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