Condescending Wonka

Oh, you played moaning sounds in the library during finals week i'm sure everyone thought it was reeeeeally funny

Oh, you played moaning sounds in the library during finals week i'm sure everyone thought it was reeeeeally funny  Condescending Wonka

constantly weaves in and out of traffic without using blinker and speeding You must be someone important

constantly weaves in and out of traffic without using blinker and speeding You must be someone important  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're team won a Super Bowl? They must be the greatest NFL team ever

Oh, you're team won a Super Bowl? They must be the greatest NFL team ever  Condescending Wonka

So,you want me to compliment on how fantastic of a parent you are? Please first tell me all the hard events of your day and how exhausted you are at this exact moment. Followed by what type of wine you will be drinking and you estimated bedtime.

So,you want me to compliment on how fantastic of a parent you are? Please first tell me all the hard events of your day and how exhausted you are at this exact moment. Followed by what type of wine you will be drinking and you estimated bedtime.  Condescending Wonka

Asi que eres tartamudo Dime, que se siente que te webeen tanto.

Asi que eres tartamudo Dime, que se siente que te webeen tanto.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, couldnt afford justin bieber tickets? Please complain about it while sitting next to a homeless person.

Oh, couldnt afford justin bieber tickets? Please complain about it while sitting next to a homeless person.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to Poly? Tell me all about your wonderful social life

Oh, you go to Poly? Tell me all about your wonderful social life  Condescending Wonka

so you need a favor? tell me how you've always been a friend

so you need a favor? tell me how you've always been a friend  Condescending Wonka

Oh you paid to go on a photo shoot? Please tell me about your modelling career.

Oh you paid to go on a photo shoot? Please tell me about your modelling career.
  Condescending Wonka

oh you can't name everyone in the room? well no twin for you.

oh you can't name everyone in the room? well no twin for you.  Condescending Wonka
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