Condescending Wonka

oh, so you just got your drivers licence? can you give me a ride?

oh, so you just got your drivers licence? can you give me a ride?  Condescending Wonka

So you from Africa? Are you one of the Lost Boys?

So you from Africa? Are you one of the Lost Boys?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are a flight attendant tell me about all your adventures

Oh, you are a flight attendant  tell me about all your adventures  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you had one bad day please tell me how challenging it is to live a suburban lifestyle

Oh, you had one bad day please tell me how challenging it is to live a suburban lifestyle  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're saying I should be skeptical of critics? I see you also like to learn the hard way.

Oh, you're saying I should be skeptical of critics? I see you also like to learn the hard way.  Condescending Wonka

Welcome to my factory where children have fun and play.......with my balls

Welcome to my factory where children have fun and play.......with my balls  Condescending Wonka

Oh, tectonic plates, mountain ranges and erosion takes place over thousands of years the bible must be incredibly accurate

Oh, tectonic plates, mountain ranges and erosion takes place over thousands of years the bible must be incredibly accurate  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a Browning sticker on your truck? You must be quite the avid deer hunter!

Oh, you have a Browning sticker on your truck? You must be quite the avid deer hunter!  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're a model? That toilet in the background of your pictures looks fabulous.

Oh, so you're a model? That toilet in the background of your pictures looks fabulous.  Condescending Wonka

You spray liquid ass in the hall and you wont fess up? You must be so freaking hardcore!!! #ltfu

You spray liquid ass in the hall and you wont fess up? You must be so freaking hardcore!!! #ltfu  Condescending Wonka
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