Condescending Wonka

I see you've got a City Sports shirt on at the bar. You know, Modell's sells the same type of shirt at half the price, while conveying the same message: "I can convince myself and others that i work out like a fiend by wearing this."

I see you've got a City Sports shirt on at the bar. You know, Modell's sells the same type of shirt at half the price, while conveying the same message:

Oh, you wear pearl snap shirts? You must be a cowboy

Oh, you wear pearl snap shirts? You must be a cowboy  Condescending Wonka

Oh you don't smoke weed? Tell me more about how much better you are than me.

Oh you don't smoke weed? Tell me more about how much better you are than me.  Condescending Wonka

oh, so your nephew designed this paint scheme? great! I'll have my nephew paint it for you

oh, so your nephew designed  this paint scheme? great! I'll have my nephew paint it for you  Condescending Wonka

Tell me about this all Spanish final again

 Tell me about this all Spanish final again  Condescending Wonka

ah e quindi domani apre il bianco.. ma dimmi, quale sara' il tasso di sbronzita' ?

ah e quindi domani apre il bianco.. ma dimmi, quale sara' il tasso di sbronzita' ?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you drive a mega cab I bet you can fit so many fat bitches in the back seat

Oh you drive a mega cab I bet you can fit so many fat bitches in the back seat  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like the FMG9s? You must be really good.

Oh, you like the FMG9s? You must be really good.   Condescending Wonka

Oh you're a man united fan? tell me all about your 8 point lead and how you have the epl title wrapped up...

Oh you're a man united fan? tell me all about your 8 point lead and how you have the epl title wrapped up...  Condescending Wonka

You listen to country music? You must really lyrically relate, being from the city and all.

You listen to country music? You must really lyrically relate, being from the city and all.  Condescending Wonka
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