Condescending Wonka

Oh, you go to De Sales university? you must adhere strictly to the no penetration policy

Oh, you go to De Sales university? you must adhere strictly to the no penetration policy  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're subletting your chandler's crossing apartment over the summer? You must have people lining up to take it

Oh, you're subletting your chandler's crossing apartment over the summer? You must have people lining up to take it  Condescending Wonka

You ask horny girls to kik you? Tell me, how was 6th grade this year?

You ask horny girls to kik you? Tell me, how was 6th grade this year?  Condescending Wonka

does this face look like i give a shit?

does this face look like  i give a shit?  Condescending Wonka

Don't believe dinosaurs existed? then WTF do you think you're putting in your car

Don't believe dinosaurs existed? then WTF do you think you're putting in your car  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you eat Panda Express with chopsticks? You must be so cultured

Oh, you eat Panda Express with chopsticks? You must be so cultured  Condescending Wonka

Youre taking 16 credits? your workload must be huge

Youre taking 16 credits? your workload must be huge  Condescending Wonka

Swim team sucks? Tell me about how your football team went 2-7

Swim team sucks? Tell me about how your football team went 2-7  Condescending Wonka

I noticed you making out with a ref at the afterparty it's nice to see two people in love like that

I noticed you making out with a ref at the afterparty it's nice to see two people in love like that  Condescending Wonka

Oh you're 14 and liked a "freaks only" facebook page Tell me more about your wealth of sexual exploits

Oh you're 14 and liked a
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