Condescending Wonka

Girls only like assholes? They must love you

Girls only like assholes? They must love you  Condescending Wonka

Everyone in this school is "so main line" but you? Please take another sip out of your Starbucks venti mocha latte and say that again.

Everyone in this school is

I see you overpost on facebook Tell me more about how the universe revolves around you.

I see you overpost on facebook
 Tell me more about how the universe revolves around you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wished me happy birthday on facebook? thank you

Oh, you wished me happy birthday on facebook? thank you   Condescending Wonka

I DO A SHOW ON WIRED I assume YOU LISTEN TO IT EVERY WEEK

I DO A SHOW ON WIRED I assume YOU LISTEN TO IT EVERY WEEK  Condescending Wonka

Oh you don't go to Young Life club? You must have such great Monday nights.

Oh you don't go to Young Life club? You must have such great Monday nights.  Condescending Wonka

OH, CHE GUEVARA KILLED PEOPLE? TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. I'M SURE IT WILL CHANGE MY OPINION.

OH, CHE GUEVARA KILLED PEOPLE? TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. I'M SURE IT WILL CHANGE MY OPINION.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your a pre-med biology major? You must be a freshman.

Oh, your a pre-med biology major? You must be a freshman.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a republican? You must be excited about the 2012 candidates.

Oh, you're a republican? You must be excited about the 2012 candidates.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an atheist? Please continue telling people how worthless their beliefs are.

Oh, you're an atheist? Please continue telling people how worthless their beliefs are.  Condescending Wonka
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