Condescending Wonka

oh, you sent a request to kim sears? I bet she is at home painting for you right now

oh, you sent a request to kim sears? I bet she is at home painting for you right now  Condescending Wonka

So you drafted Eric Decker... Tell me more how good you are at Fantasy Football

So you drafted Eric Decker...
 Tell me more how good you are at Fantasy Football  Condescending Wonka

oh you're going on a run? do you know pre?

oh you're going on a run? do you know pre?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're wearing a Pittsburgh penguins Jersey? you must be their biggest fan

Oh, You're wearing a Pittsburgh penguins Jersey? you must be their biggest fan  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you wear under armor apparel you must be a distinguished athlete

Oh, you wear under armor apparel you must be a distinguished athlete  Condescending Wonka

Oh you want to go to sleep at a reasonable hour? You must be new here

Oh you want to go to sleep at a reasonable hour? You must be new here  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you just saw Project X? Please tell me about the huge party you're not going to have.

Oh, you just saw Project X? Please tell me about the huge party you're not going to have.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're deleting your facebook? Please, let me beg you to stay & give my life meaning.

Oh, you're deleting your facebook? Please, let me beg you to stay & give my life meaning.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you watched a 30 minute video on youtube? You must be such a social activist

Oh, you watched a 30 minute video on youtube? You must be such a social activist  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you liked a status about Joesph Kony? Would you like your nobel peace prize now or later?

Oh, you liked a status about Joesph Kony? Would you like your nobel peace prize now or later?  Condescending Wonka
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