Condescending Wonka

I'm doing that too much? Yeah you're probably right.

I'm doing that too much? Yeah you're probably right.  Condescending Wonka

bend over, touch your toes i'll show you where the wild goose goes

bend over, touch your toes i'll show you where the wild goose goes  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a 65 in an ap calculus class? wow, you must be ready to kill yourself now

Oh, you have a 65 in an ap calculus class? wow, you must be ready to kill yourself now  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're on the ORC listserv? You must be really outdoorsy.

Oh, you're on the ORC listserv? You must be really outdoorsy.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you took a picture of yourself with your guitar? You must be so indie

Oh, you took a picture of yourself with your guitar? You must be so indie  Condescending Wonka

Religions are intolerant of other faiths? good thing /r/atheism is so much more accepting.

Religions are intolerant of other faiths? good thing /r/atheism is so much more accepting.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Quote Eminem and Lil Wayne? You must be so gangsta

Oh, You Quote Eminem and Lil Wayne? You must be so gangsta  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you drew a self portrait of yourself without ever taking an art class? You must be the prodigal artist Reddit's been waiting for.

Oh, you drew a self portrait of yourself without ever taking an art class? You must be the prodigal artist Reddit's been waiting for.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're nading again snow? let me run as far away as I can

Oh, you're nading again snow? let me run as far away as I can  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a rapper? Please, keep telling me all about how cool you are

Oh, you're a rapper? Please, keep telling me all about how cool you are  Condescending Wonka
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