Condescending Wonka

Join my start up, after 4 years, I'll sell it, and the company will be dissolved. I will be dedicating golden toilets to the local university, and you will be kicking rocks and cussing at yourself for believing me, the douche bag founder...

Join my start up, after 4 years, I'll sell it, and the company will be dissolved.  I will be dedicating golden toilets to the local university, and you will be kicking rocks and cussing at yourself for believing me, the douche bag founder...   Condescending Wonka

Oh, your Facebook status is the lyrics to a song? You must be so Creative.

Oh, your Facebook status is the lyrics to a song? You must be so Creative.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're straight edge? I thought you were a Vin Diesel fan.

Oh, you're straight edge? I thought you were a Vin Diesel fan.  Condescending Wonka

Oh you go rock climbing at the climbing gym? You must be such a bad ass.

Oh you go rock climbing at the climbing gym? You must be such a bad ass.  Condescending Wonka

Make my meme about religion and drugs? Enlightening the youth! Keep up the good work, really.

Make my meme about religion and drugs? Enlightening the youth! Keep up the good work, really.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You live on a substance-free floor? That must be wild.

Oh, You live on a substance-free floor? That must be wild.  Condescending Wonka

oh, you got a liberal arts degree tell me how it feels to be homeless

oh, you got a liberal arts degree  tell me how it feels to be homeless  Condescending Wonka

You both like the same band? Tell me more about how you are perfect for each other

You both like the same band? Tell me more about how you are perfect for each other  Condescending Wonka

OH DEAR! YOU MUST BE NEW AROUND HERE

OH DEAR! YOU MUST BE NEW AROUND HERE  Condescending Wonka

Oh yes 9gag really is the most original thing on the internet

Oh yes 9gag really is the most original thing on the internet  Condescending Wonka
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