Condescending Wonka

Oh you take the elevator from the fourth floor of White? Don't worry, you're still beautiful on the inside

Oh you take the elevator from the fourth floor of White? Don't worry, you're still beautiful on the inside  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're an atheist? your facebook posts must be so convincing

Oh, you're an atheist? your facebook posts must be so convincing   Condescending Wonka

oh, you're tired of waiting for me to go into labor? can i do anything to make it easier on you?

oh, you're tired of waiting for me to go into labor? can i do anything to make it easier on you?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you posted song lyrics in your status? You must be very deep and insightful

Oh, you posted song lyrics in your status? You must be very deep and insightful  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're trying to make a comeback meme please impress me with your humor

Oh, you're trying to make a comeback meme please impress me with your humor  Condescending Wonka

So my tattoos will be ugly when i'm older Tell me more about how beautiful you will be in 60 years

So my tattoos will be ugly when i'm older Tell me more about how beautiful you will be in 60 years  Condescending Wonka

you hate dubstep? you must have flawless taste in music

you hate dubstep? you must have flawless taste in music  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you left that '70s show to move on with your career? how's that going for you?

Oh, you left that '70s show to move on with your career? how's that going for you?  Condescending Wonka

oh, you keep your spare tire on your roof rack? You must go on so many off road adventures

oh, you keep your spare tire on your roof rack? You must go on so many off road adventures  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You're an international student? You must have been drinking since you were 12

Oh, You're an international student? You must have been drinking since you were 12  Condescending Wonka
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