Condescending Wonka

oh you wear a fedora you must be quite the detective

oh you wear a fedora you must be quite the detective  Condescending Wonka

Hating life? Tell me more about how your life sucks

Hating life? Tell me more about how your life sucks  Condescending Wonka

Johnny Depp plays me in the remake? That cunt Tim Burton wouldn't be the director by any chance would he?

Johnny Depp plays me in the remake? That cunt Tim Burton wouldn't be the director by any chance would he?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have Dre Beats? Please tell me how much of a famous music producer you are

Oh, you have Dre Beats? Please tell me how much of a famous music producer you are  Condescending Wonka

I'm a menace to society? please tell me how your perfect in every way

I'm a menace to society? please tell me how your perfect in every way  Condescending Wonka

Stop hating on Justin Bieber. she has feelings too.

Stop hating on Justin Bieber.  she has feelings too.  Condescending Wonka

Remember when Facebook was about more than these stupid pictures with captions? Yeah...I miss actually finding out what's going on in my "friend's" lives too!

Remember when Facebook was about more than these stupid pictures with captions?   Yeah...I miss actually finding out what's going on in my

Oh, you say lakers will win the 2013 championshp? please, tell me how Dwight Howard, kobe bryant, and steve nash are better than lebron james, dwayne wade, chris bosh, rashard lewis, and ray allen.

Oh, you say lakers will win the 2013 championshp? please, tell me how Dwight Howard, kobe bryant, and steve nash are better than lebron james, dwayne wade, chris bosh, rashard lewis, and ray allen.  Condescending Wonka

You want to stick it in guys butt holes? please name each person you would like to do that to

You want to stick it in guys butt holes? please name each person you would like to do that to  Condescending Wonka

oh, your facebook status is lyrics to a luke bryan song? you're so country.

oh, your facebook status is lyrics to a luke bryan song? you're so country.  Condescending Wonka
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