Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like to wear green clothes and drink guinness You must be irish

Oh, you like to wear green clothes and drink guinness You must be irish  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you've read Nietzsche? Your extreme intellect must be a burden.

Oh, you've read Nietzsche? Your extreme intellect must be a burden.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you send anonymous hate on tumblr? Please, tell me more about what a beautiful person you must be.

Oh, you send anonymous hate on tumblr? Please, tell me more about what a beautiful person you must be.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you think your funny because you act like a tool? Tell me how far that will get you in life

Oh, you think your funny because you act like a tool? Tell me how far that will get you in life  Condescending Wonka

Oh you use YOLO to justify stupid acts Tell me how you thought you had more then one life before

Oh you use YOLO to justify stupid acts Tell me how you thought you had more then one life before  Condescending Wonka

Has anyone seen Molly? Oh Madonna, you're so witty.

Has anyone seen Molly? Oh Madonna, you're so witty.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your tittys look extra titty tonight? Tell me more about how you went to Victorias Secret and told them, "Help me showcase my intellect"

Oh your tittys look extra titty tonight? Tell me more about how you went to Victorias Secret and told them,

You put yourself into the James Bond Gun barrel sequence? You must be a professional Bond actor.

You put yourself into the James Bond Gun barrel sequence? You must be a professional Bond actor.  Condescending Wonka

Oh,you're a Michigan fan? Please tell me how many times you have beat OSU in 10 years?

Oh,you're a Michigan fan? Please tell me how many times you have beat OSU in 10 years?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you collect welfare and food stamps. What size rims are on your Escalade?

Oh, you collect welfare and food stamps. What size rims are on your Escalade?  Condescending Wonka
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