Condescending Wonka

You think that the government is interested in your safety? Good for you!

You think that the government is interested in your safety? Good for you!  Condescending Wonka

Oh you use YOLO to justify stupid acts Tell me how you thought you had more then one life before

Oh you use YOLO to justify stupid acts Tell me how you thought you had more then one life before  Condescending Wonka

Has anyone seen Molly? Oh Madonna, you're so witty.

Has anyone seen Molly? Oh Madonna, you're so witty.  Condescending Wonka

Oh your tittys look extra titty tonight? Tell me more about how you went to Victorias Secret and told them, "Help me showcase my intellect"

Oh your tittys look extra titty tonight? Tell me more about how you went to Victorias Secret and told them,

You put yourself into the James Bond Gun barrel sequence? You must be a professional Bond actor.

You put yourself into the James Bond Gun barrel sequence? You must be a professional Bond actor.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you ride zipp wheels? you must go to Marian

Oh, you ride zipp wheels? you must go to Marian  Condescending Wonka

Oh,you're a Michigan fan? Please tell me how many times you have beat OSU in 10 years?

Oh,you're a Michigan fan? Please tell me how many times you have beat OSU in 10 years?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you collect welfare and food stamps. What size rims are on your Escalade?

Oh, you collect welfare and food stamps. What size rims are on your Escalade?  Condescending Wonka

you wear snapbacks and vans and say yolo? please tell me more about how original you are

you wear snapbacks and vans and say yolo? please tell me more about how original you are  Condescending Wonka

So you're an Arts and Science's Major? Tell me how hard your take home exams are.

So you're an Arts and Science's Major? Tell me how hard your take home exams are.  Condescending Wonka
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