Condescending Wonka

Oh, you support Kony 2012? Please, amaze me with your immense knowledge of Central African affairs

Oh, you support Kony 2012? Please, amaze me with your immense knowledge of Central African affairs  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you support the biblical definition of marriage? Tell me again how much you're supposed to pay for your rape victim.

Oh, you support the biblical definition of marriage? Tell me again how much you're supposed to pay for your rape victim.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you hold a 4.0 at mizzou? please tell me about how hard you worked this year

Oh, you hold a 4.0 at mizzou? please tell me about how hard you worked this year  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are from Carmel? Try and explain how you aren't a douche bag.

Oh, you are from Carmel? Try and explain how you aren't a douche bag.   Condescending Wonka

Oh so you want me to tolerate religion? Then should I also tolerate Al-Qaeda?

Oh so you want me to tolerate religion? Then should I also tolerate Al-Qaeda?  Condescending Wonka

Oh you hate drama? Please continue to dramatically complain about it

Oh you hate drama? Please continue to dramatically complain about it  Condescending Wonka

Oh, new TVs are going to replace old TVs? Tell me more about the future trends of TV sales

Oh, new TVs are going to replace old TVs? Tell me more about the future trends of TV sales  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you lifted your truck? Sorry about your dick

Oh, you lifted your truck?  Sorry about your dick  Condescending Wonka

So you wear your hair in a bun on top of your head, Thats adorable

So you wear your hair in a bun on top of your head, Thats adorable   Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you think evolution is a fairy tale huh? tell me more about this bible with talking animals and superheroes.

Oh, so you think evolution is a fairy tale huh? tell me more about this bible with talking animals and superheroes.  Condescending Wonka
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