Condescending Wonka

Oh hey One Direction, you wear Chuck Taylor's and drive a Kombi. You must be so indie.

Oh hey One Direction, you wear Chuck Taylor's and drive a Kombi. You must be so indie.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made your own spaghetti once.. you must be an amazing cook

Oh, you made your own spaghetti once.. you must be an amazing cook   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you married your high school boyfriend? You guys will be in love forever

Oh, you married your high school boyfriend?  You guys will be in love forever  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I'm sorry, Am I being a condescending prick?

Oh, I'm sorry, Am I being a condescending prick?   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are 16 and you drink vodka? Please inform me of which types of alcohol i should buy

Oh, you are 16 and you drink vodka? Please inform me of which types of alcohol i should buy   Condescending Wonka

Oh, You made a slowpoke meme about something that was big two months ago this is definitely deserving of the front page

Oh, You made a slowpoke meme about something that was big two months ago this is definitely deserving of the front page  Condescending Wonka

you have a wuck festern shirt? how original

you have a wuck festern shirt? how original  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're James Smith? Please, tell me all about how worth it it was to pants a kid during track practice.

Oh, so you're James Smith? Please, tell me all about how worth it it was to pants a kid during track practice.  Condescending Wonka

You want a skinny vanilla latte with extra whip? You're an idiot

You want a skinny vanilla latte with extra whip? You're an idiot  Condescending Wonka

you're sitting in class on facebook? don't try too hard to succeed

you're sitting in class on facebook? don't try too hard to succeed  Condescending Wonka
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