Condescending Wonka

Oh, it doesn't matter that I can't fill out these medical forms because I'm adopted? Tell me again how adoption magically renders family history irrelevant

Oh, it doesn't matter that I can't fill out these medical forms because I'm adopted? Tell me again how adoption magically renders family history irrelevant  Condescending Wonka

you have a wuck festern shirt? how original

you have a wuck festern shirt? how original  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're James Smith? Please, tell me all about how worth it it was to pants a kid during track practice.

Oh, so you're James Smith? Please, tell me all about how worth it it was to pants a kid during track practice.  Condescending Wonka

You want a skinny vanilla latte with extra whip? You're an idiot

You want a skinny vanilla latte with extra whip? You're an idiot  Condescending Wonka

you're sitting in class on facebook? don't try too hard to succeed

you're sitting in class on facebook? don't try too hard to succeed  Condescending Wonka

oh, you're a comm major? What are you going to do with that?

oh, you're a comm major?
 What are you going to do with that?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made out with who again last night? Please tell me and how you regret every second of it

Oh, you made out with who again last night? Please tell me and how you regret every second of it  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you take pics of yourself smoking weed and post them on facebook? You must be super Popular.

Oh, you take pics of yourself smoking weed and post them on facebook? You must be super  Popular.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, I'm sorry, Am I being a condescending prick?

Oh, I'm sorry, Am I being a condescending prick?   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are 16 and you drink vodka? Please inform me of which types of alcohol i should buy

Oh, you are 16 and you drink vodka? Please inform me of which types of alcohol i should buy   Condescending Wonka
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