Condescending Wonka

Wish that bitch a happy Star Wars Day. Bitches love Star Wars.

Wish that bitch a happy Star Wars Day. Bitches love Star Wars.  Condescending Wonka

So you are not addicted to the Internet? please tell me, how do you maintain such a milky white complexion with all the time you spend outside?

So you are not addicted to the Internet? please tell me, how do you maintain such a milky white complexion with all the time you spend outside?  Condescending Wonka

Your gamertag on xbox live is "XX I 69 Girls XX"? You must get so much sex

Your gamertag on xbox live is

KU lost. Cool story bro.

KU lost. Cool story bro.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you made a post about Woody Harrelson? I haven't seen that before.

Oh, you made a post about Woody Harrelson?  I haven't seen that before.   Condescending Wonka

Oh you're looking for sex on Omegle? You must be really good looking.

Oh you're looking for sex on Omegle? You must be really good looking.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Were Founded In 1890? You must have so many alumni.

Oh, You Were Founded In 1890? You must have so many alumni.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a Bioinformatician? You must be very good at bioinformatting.

Oh, you're a Bioinformatician? You must be very good at bioinformatting.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, he didn't hit on you? That must be terribly inconvenient

Oh, he didn't hit on you? That must be terribly inconvenient  Condescending Wonka

No. Thats not what my mom said.

No. Thats not what my mom said.  Condescending Wonka
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