Condescending Wonka

complaining about gamestop? please tell me about how they forced you to do business with them

complaining about gamestop? please tell me about how they forced you to do business with them  Condescending Wonka

You only ride Loaded longboards? Tell me more about how you are a superior rider

You only ride Loaded longboards? Tell me more about how you are a superior rider  Condescending Wonka

As an active-duty military member working for the NSA Please continue telling me what I really do at my job.

As an active-duty military member working for the NSA Please continue telling me what I really do at my job.   Condescending Wonka

Oh, you have a mesa dual rec half stack? I bet that complements your $300 schecter so well.

Oh, you have a mesa dual rec half stack? I bet that complements your $300 schecter so well.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Wear Sperry's? You must go on so many boating adventures

Oh, You Wear Sperry's? You must go on so many boating adventures  Condescending Wonka

So your great-grandparents were born in another country? Please, continue to persistently not identify as American

So your great-grandparents were born in another country? Please, continue to persistently not identify as American  Condescending Wonka

oh, so you're a life long yankees fan? tell me again who played shorstop before derek jeter...

oh, so you're a life long yankees fan? tell me again who played shorstop before derek jeter...  Condescending Wonka

You're planning on getting your music ed degree in four years? Please let me know how that works out for you

You're planning on getting your music ed degree in four years? Please let me know how that works out for you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you don't want the handout papers on library bridge? I bet you want to save the trees

Oh, you don't want the handout papers on library bridge? I bet you want to save the trees  Condescending Wonka

YOLO? Oh so your a slut

YOLO? Oh so your a slut  Condescending Wonka
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