Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you're looking for a good man? And I guess you thought wearing dental floss in public would attract a good dentist

Oh, so you're looking for a good man? And I guess you thought wearing dental floss in public would attract a good dentist  Condescending Wonka

SO, you think your prius is so wonderful? Wait until you have to replace the battery.

SO, you think your prius is so wonderful? Wait until you have to replace the battery.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a member of the Westboro Baptist Church? You must have so many friends.

Oh, you're a member of the Westboro Baptist Church? You must have so many friends.  Condescending Wonka

so you sure know how to use a gun the law is much with you

so you sure know how to use a gun  the law is much with you  Condescending Wonka

Oh, your reading through memes to create your own? Is this one helping?

Oh, your reading through memes to create your own? Is this one helping?  Condescending Wonka

you watched schoolhouse rock? I'm sorry, I didn't realize your qualifications in the field of law

you watched schoolhouse rock? I'm sorry, I didn't realize your qualifications in the field of law  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you can quote Neil deGrasse Tyson? You must be so profound

Oh, you can quote Neil deGrasse Tyson? You must be so profound  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're a pre-med? Have you decided between Harvard and John Hopkins?

Oh, you're a pre-med? Have you decided between Harvard and John Hopkins?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're the only upper-class who shines his leathers? You must be so motivated

Oh, you're the only upper-class who shines his leathers?  You must be so motivated  Condescending Wonka

I SEE YOU'RE DRINKING KOMBUCHA YOU MUST BE VERY HEALTHY

I SEE YOU'RE DRINKING KOMBUCHA YOU MUST BE VERY HEALTHY  Condescending Wonka
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