Confession Bear

My friend just got engaged to his future ex-wife I'm gonna stand back and watch it burn.

My friend  just got engaged to his future ex-wife I'm gonna stand back and watch it burn.  Confession Bear

If your cakeday post is competing for top spot with my confession bear I may be unable to resist downvoting you

If your cakeday post is competing for top spot with my confession bear I may be unable to resist downvoting you  Confession Bear

As an atheist, I downvote all posts to r/atheism. You guys are assholes.

As an atheist, I downvote all posts to r/atheism. You guys are assholes.  Confession Bear

When I was learning how to ride a bike when I was 13 I fell and broke my hymen

When I was learning how to ride a bike when I was 13 I fell and broke my hymen   Confession Bear

I dont find Louie CK funny.

 I dont find Louie CK  funny.  Confession Bear

I convinced my GF I would quit weed I still smoke it secretly

I convinced my GF I would quit weed  I still smoke it secretly  Confession Bear

I open doors for women Not to be a gentleman but to look at their ass as a follow them in

I open doors for women  Not to be a gentleman but to look at their ass as a follow them in  Confession Bear

We have been trying 3 months now. Every morning I make her breakfast. She doesn't know the orange juice has a crushed up morning after pill in it

We have been trying 3 months now. Every morning I make her breakfast.  She doesn't know the orange juice has a crushed up morning after pill in it  Confession Bear

I have a sink in my dorm room, and can't be bothered walking down the corridor to the bathroom So I piss in the sink

I have a sink in my dorm room, and can't be bothered walking down the corridor to the bathroom So I piss in the sink  Confession Bear

I clogged my friend's toilet with diarrhea and blamed it on the tutor

I clogged my friend's toilet with diarrhea and blamed it on the tutor   Confession Bear
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