Confession Bear

When people throw the term "I've been feeling depressed today" from small things like a hard day at work but are just having a bad day. Not experiencing true depression I secretly begin to hate them for being ignorant and not knowing what true depression

When people throw the term

i always have clever ginger puns on hand but only because i've been hearing ginger jokes all my life so i'm not as clever as everyone thinks i am

i always have clever ginger puns on hand but only because i've been hearing ginger jokes all my life so i'm not as clever as everyone thinks i am  Confession Bear

I developed feelings for my cousin because she is the only female who has treated me affectionately.

I developed feelings for my cousin because she is the only female who has treated me affectionately.  Confession Bear

I want to make a bukkake virus that automatically drenches every person in a photo in a storm of semen.

 I want to make a  bukkake virus that automatically drenches every person in a photo in a storm of semen.  Confession Bear

sometimes after wasting time reading a lame post i upvote it just to make everyone else suffer through it too

sometimes after wasting time reading a lame post i upvote it just to make everyone else suffer through it too  Confession Bear

Whenever someone blames their problems on “bipolar disorder” I automatically assume they just can’t deal with being an adult.

Whenever someone blames their problems on “bipolar disorder” I automatically assume they just can’t deal with being an adult.  Confession Bear

Stole Friend's Girlfriend Two Days Later Were Dating

Stole Friend's Girlfriend Two Days Later Were Dating  Confession Bear

When i find out a random reddit user is a girl I check her submitted tab for r/gonewild posts

When i find out a random reddit user is a girl I check her submitted tab for r/gonewild posts  Confession Bear

I want to like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert but i lose respect for them when they counter opposing ideas with irrelevant humor and hyperbole

I want to like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert but i lose respect for them when they counter opposing ideas with irrelevant humor and hyperbole  Confession Bear

I want there to be a manhunt here So I can get the day off work

I want there to be a manhunt here So I can get the day off work  Confession Bear
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