Confession Bear

When i find out a random reddit user is a girl I check her submitted tab for r/gonewild posts

When i find out a random reddit user is a girl I check her submitted tab for r/gonewild posts  Confession Bear

I want to like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert but i lose respect for them when they counter opposing ideas with irrelevant humor and hyperbole

I want to like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert but i lose respect for them when they counter opposing ideas with irrelevant humor and hyperbole  Confession Bear

Whenever someone blames their problems on “bipolar disorder” I automatically assume they just can’t deal with being an adult.

Whenever someone blames their problems on “bipolar disorder” I automatically assume they just can’t deal with being an adult.  Confession Bear

Stole Friend's Girlfriend Two Days Later Were Dating

Stole Friend's Girlfriend Two Days Later Were Dating  Confession Bear

I developed feelings for my cousin because she is the only female who has treated me affectionately.

I developed feelings for my cousin because she is the only female who has treated me affectionately.  Confession Bear

I want to make a bukkake virus that automatically drenches every person in a photo in a storm of semen.

 I want to make a  bukkake virus that automatically drenches every person in a photo in a storm of semen.  Confession Bear

sometimes after wasting time reading a lame post i upvote it just to make everyone else suffer through it too

sometimes after wasting time reading a lame post i upvote it just to make everyone else suffer through it too  Confession Bear

i always have clever ginger puns on hand but only because i've been hearing ginger jokes all my life so i'm not as clever as everyone thinks i am

i always have clever ginger puns on hand but only because i've been hearing ginger jokes all my life so i'm not as clever as everyone thinks i am  Confession Bear

I want there to be a manhunt here So I can get the day off work

I want there to be a manhunt here So I can get the day off work  Confession Bear

The reason I don't go to midnight premieres anymore Is because I don't want to be in the next theater shooting

The reason I don't go to midnight premieres anymore Is because I don't want to be in the next theater shooting   Confession Bear
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