Confession Bear

I got bored at work today so I started working to help pass the time.

I got bored at work today so I started working to help pass the time.  Confession Bear

I haven't shaved yet this November Because I'm lazy

I haven't shaved yet this November Because I'm lazy  Confession Bear

I've masturbated at every single job I've ever had

I've masturbated  at every single job I've ever had  Confession Bear

I wanted the black pope to win because i wanted to hear the songs rappers would make about him

I wanted the black pope to win because i wanted to hear the songs rappers would make about him  Confession Bear

I watch my stepmother shower and masturbate

I watch my stepmother shower and masturbate  Confession Bear

The only reason i didnt kill myself today was so i wouldnt ruin christmas for my family

The only reason i didnt kill myself today was so i wouldnt ruin christmas for my family  Confession Bear

My brother is raising my son. He doesn't know it.

My brother is raising my son. He doesn't know it.  Confession Bear

I still want to have kids I just don't want to have kids with her because I know she'll be a shitty mom

I still want to have kids I just don't want to have kids with her because I know she'll be a shitty mom  Confession Bear

I will downvote anyone that uses the incorrect version of "your" or "you're"

I will downvote anyone that uses the incorrect version of

I am black but I still think racist jokes are funny

I am black but I still think racist jokes are funny  Confession Bear
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