Confession Bear

i am an au pair with a bf back in brazil ive fooled around with my host's son since the second month i got here

i am an au pair with a bf back in brazil ive fooled around with my host's son since the second month i got here  Confession Bear

Whenever I'm around only white people I act like I'm from the ghetto to intimidate them

Whenever I'm around only white people I act like I'm from the ghetto to intimidate them  Confession Bear

My roommate was an asshole So I jizzed onto all his stuff and into his soap and never told him

My roommate was an asshole So I jizzed onto all his stuff and into his soap and never told him  Confession Bear

Boner started deflating during sex Faked a charlie horse to save myself from embarrasement.

Boner started deflating during sex Faked a charlie horse to save myself from embarrasement.  Confession Bear

I only post to r/trees because its the only place where people don't downvote

I only post to r/trees because its the only place where people don't downvote  Confession Bear

well i didn't exactly lol

well i didn't exactly lol  Confession Bear

If your "question" on askreddit is in fact a three paragraph life story I will not read a word of it

If your

If you post a pics of your pet that survived some horrible disease and now has no eyes and half a leg Yeah, I'm probably going to pass on that

If you post a pics of your pet that survived some horrible disease and now has no eyes and half a leg Yeah, I'm probably going to pass on that  Confession Bear

I sometimes thumbs up comments marked as spam on youtube. because they make me laugh

I sometimes thumbs up comments marked as spam on youtube. because they make me laugh  Confession Bear

I always confuse bill nye with bill nighy

I always confuse bill nye with bill nighy  Confession Bear
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