Confession Bear

I've been separated from my wife for 9 months. I lie to people and tell them im seeing someone. just so they congratulate me on moving on. I haven't.

I've been separated from my wife for 9 months. I lie to people and tell them im seeing someone. just so they congratulate me on moving on.  I haven't.  Confession Bear

I don't introduce my friends to reddit because I steal all my jokes from here and post them to facebook and my they think I am hilarious.

I don't introduce my friends to reddit  because I steal all my jokes from here and post them to facebook and my they think I am hilarious.  Confession Bear

I actually like amish mafia

I actually like amish mafia  Confession Bear

I played the shadow temple Without the lens of truth

I played the shadow temple Without the lens of truth  Confession Bear

When my girlfriend isn't looking I feed the dog the food she made for dinner.

When my girlfriend isn't looking I feed the dog the food she made for dinner.  Confession Bear

If you call me while you're on speaker phone I automatically think you're a douche and will 'accidentally' hang up on you

If you call me while you're on speaker phone I automatically think you're  a douche and will 'accidentally' hang up on you  Confession Bear

I only feel sorry after doing something bad If I feel the consequences backfire on me

I only feel sorry after doing something bad If I feel the consequences backfire on me  Confession Bear

I want bill gates to donate his billions towards space exploration... Instead of helping people in africa

I want bill gates to donate his billions towards space exploration... Instead of helping people in africa  Confession Bear

When I see a post about a shiny I automatically think you cheated for it

When I see a post about a shiny I automatically think you cheated for it  Confession Bear

I have to create a new email account every time i want to cover up my r/confession posts

I have to create a new email account every time i want to cover up my r/confession posts  Confession Bear
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