Confession Bear

When I was little, I use to like the taste of my own blood I thought I was a mutant vampire

When I was little, I use to like the taste of my own blood I thought I was a mutant vampire  Confession Bear

This is the first time in years That I've felt respect for the police

This is the first time in years That I've felt respect for the police  Confession Bear

I'm a specialist IT contractor with Project Managers who overestimate tasks I've avoided heavy work for 4 weeks now while playing games at home and billing them $630 a day

I'm a specialist IT contractor with Project Managers who overestimate tasks I've avoided heavy work for 4 weeks now while playing games at home and billing them $630 a day  Confession Bear

I shit in the woods

I shit in the woods   Confession Bear

Whenever I'm sick I secretly hope I'm developing some form of superpower

Whenever I'm sick I secretly hope I'm developing some form of superpower  Confession Bear

I'M SECRETLY HAPPY WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND ORDERS MORE THAN SHE CAN POSSIBLY EAT BECAUSE I KNOW I'LL GET TO FINISH HER MEAL

I'M SECRETLY HAPPY WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND ORDERS MORE THAN SHE CAN POSSIBLY EAT BECAUSE I KNOW I'LL GET TO FINISH HER MEAL   Confession Bear

I was Wrong

I was  Wrong  Confession Bear

I text people happy birthday so they feel like shit that they forgot mine

I text people happy birthday so they feel like shit that they forgot mine  Confession Bear

my facebook friends think i am funny because i steal things from reddit

my facebook friends think i am funny because i steal things from reddit  Confession Bear

i make advice animals only because i don't know how to make gifs.

i make advice animals   only because i don't know how to make gifs.   Confession Bear
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