Confession Bear

When i wake up to pee I sit

When i wake up to pee I sit  Confession Bear

I downvote sloth pics Because I think sloths are fucking creepy.

I downvote sloth pics Because I think sloths are fucking creepy.   Confession Bear

I text people back with "sorry, driving" to people I don't wanna talk to

I text people back with

I hope Macklemore stays on drugs because I don't want him to sober up into a sell-out business oriented artist

I hope Macklemore stays on drugs because I don't want him to sober up into a sell-out business oriented artist  Confession Bear

When I was little, I use to like the taste of my own blood I thought I was a mutant vampire

When I was little, I use to like the taste of my own blood I thought I was a mutant vampire  Confession Bear

I'm a specialist IT contractor with Project Managers who overestimate tasks I've avoided heavy work for 4 weeks now while playing games at home and billing them $630 a day

I'm a specialist IT contractor with Project Managers who overestimate tasks I've avoided heavy work for 4 weeks now while playing games at home and billing them $630 a day  Confession Bear

I shit in the woods

I shit in the woods   Confession Bear

This is the first time in years That I've felt respect for the police

This is the first time in years That I've felt respect for the police  Confession Bear

I give relationship advice to my female friends So they'll break up with their boyfriends so I can sleep with them.

I give relationship advice to my female friends So they'll break up with their boyfriends so I can sleep with them.  Confession Bear

I cheated on my boyfriend of three years With a girl

I cheated on my boyfriend of three years With a girl  Confession Bear
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