Confession Bear

When a girl's nipples poke through her shirt It's free hugs from confession bear day

When a girl's nipples poke through her shirt It's free hugs from confession bear day  Confession Bear

I only wash my hands with soap when someone I know is in the bathroom with me

I only wash my hands with soap when someone I know is in the bathroom with me  Confession Bear

I read the over-attached girlfriend memes to get ideas about what not to say to my new boyfriend

I read the over-attached girlfriend memes to get ideas about what not to say to my new boyfriend  Confession Bear

I keep the one tie i own, Untied because I don't know how to tie it

I keep the one tie i own, Untied because I don't know how to tie it  Confession Bear

Sometimes I pee sitting down so I don't wake up the baby

Sometimes I pee sitting down so I don't wake up the baby  Confession Bear

I only look at new askreddit submissions To get easy comment Karma

I only look at new askreddit submissions To get easy comment Karma  Confession Bear

I cry myself to sleep because I'm afraid I will never find love

I cry myself to sleep because I'm afraid I will never find love  Confession Bear

I am 2 metters tall and, although rare, I don't like seeing taller people then me

I am 2 metters tall and, although rare, I don't like seeing taller people then me  Confession Bear

I think the reason the divorce rate is so high is due to couples having kids too soon.

I think the reason the divorce rate is so high is due to couples having kids too soon.  Confession Bear

the only reason i am funny to my friends is because they have no idea what reddit is

the only reason i am funny to my friends  is because they have  no idea what reddit is  Confession Bear
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