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Confession Bear

5,918 upvotes 1,128,000 views. I missed seeing it on the front page.

5,918 upvotes 1,128,000 views. I missed seeing it on the front page. Confession Bear
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Fell asleep on the toilet at work. My boss asked why I was in there so long, told him I had diarrhea and was sent home with sick time.

Fell asleep on the toilet at work. My boss asked why I was in there so long, told him I had diarrhea and was sent home with sick time. Confession Bear
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Sometimes I talk to myself in public Because I'm practicing conversations in my head

Sometimes I talk to myself in public Because I'm practicing conversations in my head Confession Bear
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I think it's funny to fart when my dogs are laying close to me Just to see them jump in surprise

I think it's funny to fart when my dogs are laying close to me Just to see them jump in surprise Confession Bear
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When I watch Dora the Explorer I have to eat a whole raw potato.

When I watch Dora the Explorer I have to eat a whole raw potato. Confession Bear
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IN 5TH GRADE, I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A YOUNGER FEMALE CLASSMATE BECAUSE I WANTED TO INTIMIDATE HER OLDER BROTHER I NOW USE THE STORY AS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW I AM NOT A DISCRIMINATING SEXIST

IN 5TH GRADE, I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A YOUNGER FEMALE CLASSMATE BECAUSE I WANTED TO INTIMIDATE HER OLDER BROTHER I NOW USE THE STORY AS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW I AM NOT A DISCRIMINATING SEXIST Confession Bear
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COULDN'T FIND THE TOILET SO I PEED IN THE SINK

COULDN'T FIND THE TOILET SO I PEED IN THE SINK Confession Bear
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I scratch my butthole and then let my cat sniff my fingers

I scratch my butthole and then let my cat sniff my fingers Confession Bear
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I give relationship advice to my female friends So they'll break up with their boyfriends so I can sleep with them.

I give relationship advice to my female friends So they'll break up with their boyfriends so I can sleep with them. Confession Bear
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I cheated on my boyfriend of three years With a girl

I cheated on my boyfriend of three years With a girl Confession Bear
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