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i've seen too many scumbag steve memes with things i've done to EVER think i'm a half decent human being ever again

i've seen too many scumbag steve memes with things i've done to EVER think i'm a half decent human being ever again  Confession Bear

Toilet 28 feet away Sink 21 feet away If nobody's home, I pee in the sink...

Toilet 28 feet away Sink 21 feet away If nobody's home, I pee in the sink...  Confession Bear

IN DANGEROUS AREAS I TRY TO WALK CLOSE TO GOOD LOOOKING RANDOM WOMEN BECAUSE I THINK CRIMINALS ARE MORE LIKELY TO WANT TO RAPE THEM, THAN ROB ME.

IN DANGEROUS AREAS I TRY TO WALK CLOSE TO GOOD LOOOKING RANDOM WOMEN BECAUSE I THINK CRIMINALS ARE MORE LIKELY TO WANT TO RAPE THEM, THAN ROB ME.   Confession Bear

I ran over the neighbors' cat and put it out with the trash their kids are putting up "Lost kitty" flyers

I ran over the neighbors' cat and put it out with the trash their kids are putting up

Worked in a nursing home Blamed my farts on the Alzheimer's patients

Worked in a nursing home Blamed my farts on the Alzheimer's patients  Confession Bear

IF you don't offer to pay for anything during a date, I won't be asking you out again.

IF you don't offer to pay for anything during a date, I won't be asking you out again.  Confession Bear

I want my friends in undergrad to graduate already So I don't have to see or hear about how much fun I'm not having

I want my friends in undergrad to graduate already So I don't have to see or hear about how much fun I'm not having  Confession Bear

When I See A Deformed Baby Picture On FaceBook I End Up Saying "Kill It With Fire!"

When I See A Deformed Baby Picture On FaceBook I End Up Saying

When I see someone 'like' a big tax-avoiding corporation on Facebook I die a little inside

When I see someone 'like' a big tax-avoiding corporation on Facebook I die a little inside  Confession Bear

The only reason I deleted my facebook Was so I didn't have to see my ex move on with her life

The only reason I deleted my facebook Was so I didn't have to see my ex move on with her life  Confession Bear
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