Confession Bear

I hate guitar players I am a guitar player

I hate guitar players I am a guitar player  Confession Bear

As a casheir I save the crisp money for people who are nice, and save the dirty crumpled money for assholes

As a casheir I save the crisp money for people who are nice, and save the dirty crumpled money for assholes  Confession Bear

The only reason I haven't killed myself is because it would break my mother's heart

The only reason I haven't killed myself is because it would break my mother's heart  Confession Bear

I use to take the batteries out of my mom's vibrator and put them in my Xbox controller.

I use to take the batteries out of my mom's vibrator and put them in my Xbox controller.  Confession Bear

Told my friends girlfriend gives me blowjobs She found out and we broke up

Told my friends girlfriend gives me blowjobs She found out and we broke up  Confession Bear

I shot the sheriff But I did not shoot the deputy

I shot the sheriff  But I did not shoot the deputy  Confession Bear

When I See A Deformed Baby Picture On FaceBook I End Up Saying "Kill It With Fire!"

When I See A Deformed Baby Picture On FaceBook I End Up Saying

When I see someone 'like' a big tax-avoiding corporation on Facebook I die a little inside

When I see someone 'like' a big tax-avoiding corporation on Facebook I die a little inside  Confession Bear

The only reason I deleted my facebook Was so I didn't have to see my ex move on with her life

The only reason I deleted my facebook Was so I didn't have to see my ex move on with her life  Confession Bear

When people on facebook have a birthday It helps me remember to defriend them

When people on facebook have a birthday It helps me remember to defriend them  Confession Bear
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