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I use to take the batteries out of my mom's vibrator and put them in my Xbox controller.

I use to take the batteries out of my mom's vibrator and put them in my Xbox controller. Confession Bear
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Told my friends girlfriend gives me blowjobs She found out and we broke up

Told my friends girlfriend gives me blowjobs She found out and we broke up Confession Bear
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I shot the sheriff But I did not shoot the deputy

I shot the sheriff But I did not shoot the deputy Confession Bear
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I never reply to emails Friday or Saturday night So people will think I'm busy out partying

I never reply to emails Friday or Saturday night So people will think I'm busy out partying Confession Bear
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I repeatedly took back my ex who cheated on me several times over the course of 3 years... ...Just for the blow jobs.

I repeatedly took back my ex who cheated on me several times over the course of 3 years... ...Just for the blow jobs. Confession Bear
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My friends noticed that I lost a lot of weight over one winter during highschool and always ask how I did it and stayed so thin. I always say that I hit the gym hard, but in reality I fell into a deep depression, engaged in self-harm and anorexia.

My friends noticed that I lost a lot of weight over one winter during highschool and always ask how I did it and stayed so thin. I always say that I hit the gym hard, but in reality I fell into a deep depression, engaged in self-harm and anorexia. Confession Bear
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My old roommate cock blocked me once at a bar So right before his date I pissed in his steam iron. For days he couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from.

My old roommate cock blocked me once at a bar So right before his date I pissed in his steam iron. For days he couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from. Confession Bear
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I don't resent the weight my wife gained while she was pregnant But I do resent the nothing that she's done to change it in the year since then

I don't resent the weight my wife gained while she was pregnant But I do resent the nothing that she's done to change it in the year since then Confession Bear
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I hate guitar players I am a guitar player

I hate guitar players I am a guitar player Confession Bear
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As a casheir I save the crisp money for people who are nice, and save the dirty crumpled money for assholes

As a casheir I save the crisp money for people who are nice, and save the dirty crumpled money for assholes Confession Bear
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