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Worked in a nursing home Blamed my farts on the Alzheimer's patients

Worked in a nursing home Blamed my farts on the Alzheimer's patients Confession Bear
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IF you don't offer to pay for anything during a date, I won't be asking you out again.

IF you don't offer to pay for anything during a date, I won't be asking you out again. Confession Bear
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I want my friends in undergrad to graduate already So I don't have to see or hear about how much fun I'm not having

I want my friends in undergrad to graduate already So I don't have to see or hear about how much fun I'm not having Confession Bear
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If you wear a wool hat indoors... ...I automatically peg you as an uber-douche.

If you wear a wool hat indoors... ...I automatically peg you as an uber-douche. Confession Bear
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I've been unemployed for so long That I have given up looking for a job.

I've been unemployed for so long That I have given up looking for a job. Confession Bear
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IN DANGEROUS AREAS I TRY TO WALK CLOSE TO GOOD LOOOKING RANDOM WOMEN BECAUSE I THINK CRIMINALS ARE MORE LIKELY TO WANT TO RAPE THEM, THAN ROB ME.

IN DANGEROUS AREAS I TRY TO WALK CLOSE TO GOOD LOOOKING RANDOM WOMEN BECAUSE I THINK CRIMINALS ARE MORE LIKELY TO WANT TO RAPE THEM, THAN ROB ME. Confession Bear
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I ran over the neighbors' cat and put it out with the trash their kids are putting up "Lost kitty" flyers

I ran over the neighbors' cat and put it out with the trash their kids are putting up
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I like going to the toilet after my hot flatmate The seat is still warm and it makes me feel close to her

I like going to the toilet after my hot flatmate The seat is still warm and it makes me feel close to her Confession Bear
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I send a Friend request to every girl who's complimented or proposed on this page

I send a Friend request to every girl who's complimented or proposed on this page Confession Bear
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i knew it was a repost

i knew it was a repost Confession Bear
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